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September 1 , 2002

Well, sources say, the mascot for the "Pay Less" shoe chain (The Views, own Star Jones) has lost yet another potential husband. Um huh, reportedly, this may have been the closest girlfriend has ever gotten to jumping the broom. Rumor has it, she was engaged to a well-known minister (some speculate is Donnie McClurkin), who allegedly dumped her, just like he was said to have dumped his last girlfriend. If this rumor is indeed true, I bet they were really fighting over who was gonna wear that wedding dress. Um huh, cause you know Donnie McClurkin got enough sugar in his tank to fill two SUV's up and through here, but you didn't hear it from me. There's also a little known fact about TV personality Star Jones. Word is, she used to knock boots with singer Kenny Lattimore, just prior to his marriage with the lovely Chante Moore. Yeah, that's right! So, do sleep on her skills, because Star Jones be putting it down for the big girls.

Um huh, I'm sure most of R.Kelly's fan base has heard his most recent musical plea for public forgiveness. The song is appropriately titled "Heaven I Need A Hug." Which should have really been titled "Heaven I Need A Steel Toe Boot in My Azz." Um huh, R.Kelly recently appeared in a Chicago court for his arraignment. Word is, he plead not guilty to 21 felony counts of child pornography and still remains free on $750,000 bond. In addition, he's facing a civil complaint from one of his former dancers, which claims to have been one of the women featured in that scandalous video. The good news is, unlike the others, she was an adult at the time of the incident and acknowledges the sex was consensual, but was unaware she was being filmed (now picture that). In the big picture, her testimony may help lesson the sentence R.Kelly's pedophile azz is certain to face. The sad thing is, R.Kelly still maintains he's never seen the video in question and the film clearly shows a male figure who looks just like him (in a similar home) adjusting the camera for a better angle. Video experts say, "it would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to create a hoax as elaborate as this." Keeping in mind, R.Kelly wasn't known to have had any enemies in the entertainment industry that hated him enough to front the type of money it would have taken to bring him to his knees like this.

Can somebody tell me what was really going on at this years BET 2nd Annual Awards Ceremony? Now, Suge Knight & Snoop Dog know they were both wrong for that ignorant display of black on black anger. Um huh, Snoop Dog was standing up there looking like a golf club with an over coat on, trying to flex. Let's keep it real, what was he really going to do to Suge Knight's 300-pound azz anyway? Now, the singer known as Tweet had the most flawless head of hair in the house. The oriental woman who sold her hair to make those tracks should be applauded and mad props certainly go out to her weaveologist. On the other hand, the legendary Chaka Khan looked like she accidentally fell asleep in a dollar store wig just moments before coming on stage. She's running neck to neck with the legendary Diana Ross for public hair disasters. Besides looking like a walking crayon box, the gospel singer known as Yolanda Adams who was supposed to be representing the Christians around the globe conveniently forgot to thank God (now picture that). The singer known as Ashante' was looking very turtle like (actually more like Kermit the Frog in make-up). The person responsible for declaring her the new Princess of Hip-Hop and R&B should be fired at once. Yes, I agree her writing skills are improving and her album production was incredible. But, she is definitely a studio artist and should only be used to sing hooks. This new title still needs to be earned and is definitely a stretch for even me. The artist known as Missy Elliott looked like the 1st runner up in a Wonder Woman pageant or perhaps she'd landed an endorsement deal with the makers of the "Puma" clothing line, who I thought went out of business when I was in high school. Missy looked a hot boyish mess. She said her out fit was something she grabbed off the rack in her closet. Now, why don't I have a problem believing that, Um huh!

Well, the e-mails keep pouring in about an up-date the KeKe Wyatt case. Um huh, y'all remember when this songbird sliced and diced that cheating fool she calls her husband. Sources say, her husband never pressed charges and miraculously got her charges dropped in exchange for community service. Say what? Damn, who is KeKe married to Johnny Cochran up and through here? Just a few weeks ago she was spotted among other singing greats at a Jam-Fest, where she publicly stated, "My husband is my sole inspiration." Um huh, problem is, the last time his unfaithful azz inspired her they almost couldn't stop the bleeding. They say when KeKe says jump, he says how high. Now that's what I call sistah power, Um huh!

Reportedly, one of our young Afro-American tennis greats has a stalker on her heels. Um huh, sources say, a 34 year old German man was ordered to pay a $457 fine after he accidentally destroyed a police camera near the championship venue, which inadvertently foiled his plan to make unsolicited contact with his favorite athlete Serena "Popeye The Sailor" Williams. Yeah, that's what I said, because girlfriend looks as if she has consumed one too many cans of spinach. Insiders say, the security around Serena Williams has been tightened, but from the looks of those guns and the muscles in her back, girlfriend is not going to need it, Um huh!

Rumor has it, singer Mariah Carey has returned to her black roots just after her fathers passing and being dumped by the likes of the rapper known as Eminem. Y'all surprised? I'm not, because this is what happens after a nervous breakdown and the white folks don't want anything to do with you. Insiders say, Mariah has been slapping bellies with her new knight in shining armor, singer/actor Tyrese "Double Chocolate" Gibson. Industry professional say this is yet another publicity stunt to fool what's left of her black fan base. Shoot, Mariah Carey knows damn well, she wouldn't reinforce her black blood with the likes of Tyrese Gibson. To Mariah, that would be the equivalent of death by chocolate. She's just as frightened about being black as Michael Jackson is. She's been trying to erase her Negro connection every since she's known she had it. So, in my opinion, this rumor of her romance with Tyrese is just a rumor, Um huh!

In closing news, word on the street, aspiring model Kim Porter (one of Puffy's babies mommas) is reportedly receiving well over $20,000 a month in child support for a son she shares with the multimillion dollar hit maker. Insiders close to Kim say she's lucky if she can collect a mere $20 dollars a month in child support from her other babies daddy former singer Al B. Sure. Um huh, word is, Al B. Sure (who's been rumored to penniless in recent years) just surfaced in San Francisco as a new DJ for 1 KISS-FM. Problem is, he's only working on Sunday nights. So he's looking at all of a $2.00 check after taxes, half of which, Kim Porters' greedy gold-digging azz gonna get. Can a sistah wait until a brother gets semi-established first? Okay!

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