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May 02 , 2002

Here's what's making celebrity news this week. Sources say, it's gonna be 20 million dollars a pop to travel into space as a civilian and actor Tom Cruise wants to be the queen to go. Um huh, I guess he done screwed damn near everything in Hollywood, so why not move on to the moon next. It would be nice to see a black face up and through there (representin'), like Oprah Winfrey or Star Jones. But then again, they are trying to get the rocket off the ground aren't they? Shoot, they would definitely have to give them girls about 6 months advanced notice to start laying off those nachos, ding-dongs and those powered sugar donuts. Um huh, or result to calling in an experienced crane operator and piano mover to get their big azzes in that tiny capsule, Um huh!

Well it looks like Marvel Comics "Spiderman" (as portrayed by actor Toby McGuire) will be casting his web over movie goers next week and is estimated to bring in damn near 70 million dollars its first week right out the box. So, in other words, Mr. McGuire is going to be P-A-I-D. Um huh, the premiere in NYC was off the hook. It had every thing…a good story, great costumes and great special effects. It's a lot of fun for the kids. I give it 3 stars and would compare it to the likes of "Batman" and "X-Men." Spiderman has not yet opened, but is coming to a ghetto near you. The worst movie pick of the week has to be "Jason X" the 10th sequel and 4 more are rumored to be in development. Now picture that. It's rated "R" for absolutely ridiculous. I just find it hard to believe them fools are still paying that actor in the hockey mask over a hundred grand a movie not to die. I think it would have been hella funny to have done the movie as "Jason meets Robert Blake & O.J. Simpson." Y'all think Jason could take the two of them down? Probably not, but would definitely been more entertaining to watch, Okay!

And in closing news, the list of outrageous star demands continues. Sources say, when Britney Spears is on tour, she demands an out going only, unlisted telephone line in her dressing room. Um huh, word is, if the phone rings, her promoter has to pay her 5 thousand dollars, even if they're calling to say its time to go on stage. Now, she really must have been tripping. Um huh, they say P-Diddy has all his food inspected for human hair (especially clown hair) which further confirms he ain't much of a coochie lover. Um huh, and finally the most unusual demand has to be from "Janet" (Miss Jackson if you're nasty). They say this fool demands a brand new toilet seat wrapped in plastic when she's on tour (one for each state). Now, that's pretty ironic, since she's reportedly the one with herpes, she should be the one leaving a new toilet seat wrapped in plastic as she departs each state. A silly non-singing goose….Um huh!

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