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April 17, 2002

Here’s what’s making celebrity news this week! Word has it, actor Matthew McConaughey (who co-starred with J-Lo in the Wedding Planner) recently told the press the stories about he and super-star Janet Jackson being a hot item are just pure rumors. Um huh, in other words under normal circumstances, bruh man wouldn’t mind hitting that chocolate pa-too-cha, but it’s something about having to take a mouth full of anti-viral medications that makes a man say, "I think I’ll pass on that celebrity azz, Um huh!"

Now most of you already know Grammy Award winning stud Alicia Keys was on BET’s Ed Gordon Tonight Show (last night in fact), trying to clean up all those nasty rumors. Um huh, but what she didn’t tell y’all is that she recently turned her nose up at the gay community when she was allegedly scheduled to perform for a crowd of 2,500 people at Atlanta’s Club 708, for her very own after party. Now, reportedly at the last moment Alicia sent word to the club owner, allegedly saying, the crowd was too gay and she didn’t want to be associated with that image. Um huh, now picture that. Somebody need to give girlfriend a serious reality check, with the way she be pimping, she should have felt right at home in that atmosphere. A silly goose, Um huh!

Word on the street, 21 year old R&B new comer Ashante Douglas is reportedly dodging romantic advances from the likes of 32 year old P-Diddy Combs. Um huh, now reports of him offering Ashante expensive gifts and exotic get a ways keep pouring in. They say Ashante is indeed flattered, but not in the least interested. Ya know, it’s kinda hard for a guy like Puffy (whose rumored to be three quarters gay) to book a chick like Ashante. I’m sure girlfriend just can’t seem to get that picture of Puffy going home to a face full of whiskers every night out of her head. Personally, I don’t think she has a damn thing to worry about. Her only competition would have been retired rapper turned Reverend MA$E, who I’m told is now married, living for the Lord and no longer interested in packing fudge. So, if she had one once of sense, she’d be making plans to help Puffy spend some of that $300 million dollars, Okay!

Sources say, 3 weeks ago, the King of Pop, Rock and Soul Michael Jackson secretly adopted a new baby. Um huh, and that would be baby # 3 for this crooner. I’m told it’s a boy child of mixed origin and decent. Could you imagine him adopting anything else? Somehow this utterly terrifying life form managed to convince the adoption screening committee he’s a stable parent and just as suitable as any other white woman in the entertainment industry to raise 3 children. Yeah, he’s a nut case indeed, Um huh!

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