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April 10, 2002

Here’s what’s making celebrity news this week. Ya know sometimes in my quest for the truth, I often uncover way too much information. Um huh, word has it, 50 year old Steven Seagal, best known as the tough guy with a pony tail, is reportedly being sued for 60 million dollars in damages, for backing out of an agreement to star in 4 flicks with a combined budget of $125 million dollars. Seagal is another one of them flaky Hollywood actors to have given him self over to a religious cult. So, he has stopped talking to his children, his ex-wives and has seemingly given his movie production company his azz to kiss. Let’s see this nut case kick his way out of this one, Um huh!

Word has it, the K-Mart chain of stores, which has reportedly lost damn near $753 million dollars and was forced to file chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, is still trying to revamp what’s left of their stores image. Um huh, sources say, singer Chaka Kahn will be hitting the airwaves for K-Mart Corporation in a new promotion to appeal to poor Mexican and black consumers. Um huh, now what in the hell is her fat rolly polly azz gonna do, throw a free concert in the parking lot? Hell, I’d personally give huh 6 grand of my own money, just to take off that hot azz wig and those tight fashions. A silly rabbit, Um huh!

Word on the street, the Rev. Jesse Jackson is currently counseling R&B singer R. Kelly about changing his public image. Um huh, now picture that, a highly degreed Ho’ counseling a highly degreed pedophile. Now, is that the pot calling the kettle black or what? That’s just like former DC Mayer Marion Berry trying to counsel Old Dirty Bastard and based on the evidence I’ve seen, all R. Kelly gonna be doing for the next couple of years is taking turns shaving some hairy bastards azz in prison. Now let’s see his trifling tail capture that on film, Um huh!
Sources say, the whole Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake affair is a complete fabrication. Um huh, now reportedly big wigs thought this sensational story would take the gay heat off Alicia Keys masculine azz and give a lil’ extra exposure to Justin Timberlake, who just dumped Britney Spears and is about to go solo. Although women of color might fascinate Justin, he damn sure ain’t trying to bang no Rosie O’Donald wanna be in the caboose. Ya feel me? The tea is, bruh man got his eye on somebody in Destiny’s Child, who just happens to have her eye on a particular rapper at the moment. So, the most Justin Timberlake can do for Alicia Keys is tell her azz where to pick up her next pair of Timberland boots, Um huh!

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