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March 28, 2002

Here’s what’s making celebrity news this week. I’m sure most agree "The Views" own Star Jones need to be shot for all that false advertising. Um huh, girlfriend is a step below Vanessa Williams in the bad taste infomercial department. She knows damn well that "Payless Shoes" don’t make shoes big enough to fit her wide azz grizzly bear feet. An insider said she wouldn’t be caught dead in simulated leather shoes in real life. A deceitful winch! Giving lawyers across America a bad name, Um huh!

Sources say, not only does R.Kelly need to have his head examined, but also you can add rapper Snoop Dogg to that same list. Word has it, he just inked a pornography deal with Hustler’s magazine publisher Larry Flint to star in an upcoming flick called "Hustlaz" (how ironic). Filming is set to begin in July 2002. Um huh, now tell me, has anybody seen Snoop Doggs arms? How in the hell could any woman make love to a man whose arms are two inches around? Can somebody get this man a protein shake before he hurts something?

I’ve gotten tons of e-mails asking for highlights on this years Academy Awards. A-huh, now I must admit Will & Jada Smith were the best-dressed couple in the house. Halle and Eric Benet almost got until I looked down and realized this bamma had on sneakers with a tuxedo. Ananda Lewis dress looked just horrible, like she went to the prom and her Momma couldn’t afford to buy her a real dress (looked like ghetto mermaid in red). Um huh, and Denzel’s wife Pauletta need to realize she ain’t 20 years old no more and cover up them husky arms next time, looking like a linebacker up and through there. Poor Ron Howard, best known for his role as Richie Cunningham, will somebody tell this fool to gone on and shave the 5 hairs he got left on his head. J-Lo had the biggest azz and the biggest hair in the house. Obviously, this was some queen’s idea of a bad joke. But, Denzel Washington and Halle Berry’s crowning Oscar moment seemed to erase all the flaws. I was crying and Halle was crying. I stopped crying and her azz was still crying. You’d thought a nurse had just told her she had a positive HIV test up and through there. Um huh, now how many people really forgot about Halle Berry driving away after almost severing that poor Indian chicks hand? I didn't. Now, did she scream and holler like that then? Hell no, she simply drove away as if it never happened. Sources say, It was never determined if Halle was really drunk or in shock. But, I think y’all already know the answer to this. A screen legend indeed!

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