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March 21, 2002

Here's what's making celebrity news this week. And the Miss Cleo "Who am I really" scandal continues. Um huh, I've just located a copy of Miss Cleo's birth certificate. A Jamaican shaman my azz! Girlfriend is more like a valley-girl shaman if any. Um huh, as it turns out, girlfriend was born August 12, 1962 in Los Angeles County General Hospital. Which is how many miles away from Jamaica? A-huh, and get this, her parents didn't come from Jamaica either. They happen to be from California and Texas, now picture that. Miss Cleo's commercials promise insights on love, money and other personal matters Ö. Never said she was really Jamaican, Um huh!

Well, break out the fried banana's and hot tamales child. Rumor has it, that list of mother's to be in 2002, just keep growing and growing. Um huh, like the lil' baby some allege, 31 year old Jennifer Hopez is carrying in that Mexican pooch. If my sources are correct, this would make J-Lo about 3 months pregnant. Um huh, and with an azz that wide, girlfriend could very well hide her pregnancy well into her 6th month. Which puts her slightly behind singers B-Rocka Brandy and Lil' Moe, who are also expecting their first child, Um huh!

And speaking of Lil' Moe, whom I recently reported just got married last September, after only knowing her man for 6 months and is also confirmed pregnant. A-huh, yeah she pulled a Brandy on y'all. Um huh, well I got about 100 e-mails inquiring about the identity of her new husband. Well, tie ya wigs down for this one child. Her new husband is 29 year old Augustus Stone of North East DC (which is my territory), who turns out to be a Truck Driver (not a Real Estate Broker as previously reported), been married twice before knocking her up and already has two other children (one 4 and the other 7). They say he's paying out the azz in Maryland child support. If I didn't know any better, I'd think we were talking about Bobby Brown. Um huh, I guess this Superwoman, make a super mistake!

Inclosing news, just a few highlights from damn near the most pathetic wedding of the century. Um huh, and Liza Minelli's drunk azz can vouch for that. They say, it was like the gay Olympics up and through there. Child, they say Diana Ross looked like a train wreck, still acting like she skinny and gut just everywhere. They say the real reason why Whitney Houston cancelled at the last minute, is because she found out Liza Minelli's broke azz agreed to sell her photographs to a magazine for 1.3 million dollars and she was singing for free child (Y'all know Whitney is a business woman, Um huh). And the icing on the cake (no pun intended), Liza had to actually pay Elizabeth Taylor to show up (providing a private plane, hotel and pocket money). Shoot, Liz just don't come to weddings for free like she used too, since having brain surgery and breaking her back about 5 (which has to be a record). Well, I was like hell, did she just get off tour with the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey circus? Child, I've got to run before I get in trouble, Okay!

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