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October 10, 2002

Here's what's making celebrity news this week. Word has it, supermodel Tyra banks is a new stepmother (whether she knows it or not), and that's provided she's actually married to old liver lips Chris Webber as previously rumored. Reliable sources report, Chris Webber is indeed a new poppa, effective September 15th, 2002. Allegedly, some Sacramento groupie gave birth to a healthy eight pound baby boy (with a head full of hair) she named Jadreywan Mayce Webber. Yeah, I agree, just straight ghetto, ain't a whole lot to it. Um huh, so Miss Tyra Banks, I hate to be the one to tell you, but I think you just got played girl!

Well, ladies it's never too soon to talk about Christmas and Naughty by Nature rapper Treach got something real big for that stocking this year. Um huh, I just peeped his new 90-minute log X-rated video called "Treach's Naturally Naughty Porno Movie," and for $39.99 you can too. Um huh, but don't rush out to get your money order just yet, because there's a problem. The problem is, you can clearly see everybody and their Momma's equipment, but not one single glimpse of Treach's package, which is very disappointing since the movie, is supposed to be about him. Not that I was looking, Um huh!

Well, baby you know things are getting tight when religious folk on their way to divorce court. Um huh, sources say its splittsville for Dave Hollister and his wife. Apparently, girlfriend is getting tired of being neglected, while Dave travels with those ghetto gospel plays and then returns acting like a fruit loop. I tried to warn her when he first started hanging out with Hezikiah Walker and them, but she didn't listen, Um huh! Dave's new album "Something In The Game Done Changed" is expected to drop October 15, 2002, so go pick it up, 'cause bruh man can use the money to pay that future alimony, Okay!

Well, I just sorted through hundreds of e-mails all asking if P-Diddy and J-Lo are finally back together again and the answer is hell no, 'cause Puffy don't want her no more. Do any of these people look at the news? Sources close to Puffy tell me he's planning to ask one of his babies mommas (Ms. Kim Porter) for her hand in marriage soon and I can't wait to see that wedding. Um huh, 'cause as for Jennifer Lopez, that rubber azz bounces from one bed to another and I highly doubt she's riding that soul train again, I bet you a dollar she still on that white express, okay!

Can somebody tell me when will all this pedophile drama end? One of my associated press friends just gave me some very alarming news that could possibly land comedian /actor A.J. Johnson in the same slammer, with singer R. Kelly and rapper Mystical. Um huh, y'all remember A.J. Johnson from his role as the crack-head named Ezell in the movie "Friday." Um huh, allegedly he's being investigated for his participation in a sexual act with an under aged female (rumored to be his 9 year old niece) slightly younger than R.Kelly's last victim. If this rumor is true, there will be no use for his comedian skills in d-block 69 and it wont be a laughing matter, Um huh!

Did somebody say body double? Um huh, sources say, super diva Whitney Houston-Brown used someone else's body for the cover of her new album "Just Whitney" which is set to drop sometime in November. So in other words, Whitney ain't Whitney up and through here, Um huh. Allegedly, the cover was shot during the time Whitney still needed to gain a few pounds, 'cause we all know 85 pounds just couldn't cut it on film, okay!

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